A priest put this question to
a class of children: “If all the good
people were blue and all the bad people
were pink, what colour would you be?”
Little Johnny replied, “Father, I’d be streaky!”
So, would the priest. So, would the bishops, the pope, and all the Saints.
A man was looking for a good church to
attend and he happened to enter one in
which the congregation and the priest
were reading form their prayer books.
They were saying, “We have left undone
those things which we ought to have
done, and we have done those things
which we ought not have done.”
The man dropped into a seat and sighed
with relief as he said to himself,
“Thank goodness, I’ve found my crowd
Attempts to hide your streakiness will sometimes be successful, but always dishonest.
Love in my Master’s Name;
Fr Des Smit